Run your little fingers over to this wonderfully funny site:
I am still laughing. Sadly, I got to page 8 before I realised that it wasn't actually an Etsy spoof but was a truly ruly. This site has stuff that people actually have put on Etsy.
And often sold...
And special thank you to the 'rantings of the fabric crazed graphic artist' at http://themarkmakers.blogspot.com/ for posting it on her site for me to find! She has a vintage fabric sale on at Camberwell Market next month - might have to drag that Axe Murderer who is coming to visit from Canberra to it.